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Photo by Dan Krauss c 1938
When I get back from where I’ve been
grab some fruit and collapse in my den
as you eat what your are
so it’s a grape and I’m a star
So it says
so it seems
night and day
dream of dreams
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Settle down to my favorite screen
just in time for my favorite scene
the star his grapes his favorite set
four star viewing a best bet
Grapes are blue
must be red
see what you heard
not what you said
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Tuning in my favorite show
nobody knows there’s no where to go
a star is born and he must try
to keep his better half in the public eye
Struggles long
struggles wide
at long last
he can’t decide
Nothing left to choose
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When I get back from where I’ve been
move as slowly as I can
to the window or the door
cause it could be the ceiling or floor
Could be that
instead of this
the more I see
the more I miss
Nothing left to lose
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Every single move I make
strictly for entertainment's sake
a star that’s on the screen all day
can’t let vanity get in his way
Every time that I move
He does it better than I do
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